Thursday 14 August 2008

My Right to Know



I am delighted at the courageous decision of the Home Office to give Somerset County Council new powers to access e-mail and internet records. A great deal of precious time is being wasted attempting to deal with the rash of fictitious blog sites that have suddenly appeared. My personal intervention with the Home Secretary has borne fruit quickly. It is only fair to warn the perpetrators of such cyber crime that I already have significant power and influence and am quite prepared to use it. Desist, in other words, or you will face the fearsome consequences.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey man - do you do yoga or what? Otherwise, how come every time you open your mouth you put your foot in it? Wish I could do that!

Anonymous said...

Alan dear, you know perfectly well that these powers are only supposed to be used against proper terrorists, not the "organizational terrorists" that you were going on about in Venice last year. As I recall from our late night flirt in the bar, you had some rather interesting methods of dealing with that particular breed! "Clara" X

Anonymous said...

Looks like you've wasted a lot of time on this. Hope it hasn't distracted from the main job of wasting taxpayers money